Talking Tittie #2
I talked before about my special friend Koan and I going to see a consultant about her breast augmentation. Well she had the operation yesterday and today she is home with big bazoomas! She is a bit uncomfortable but far more mobile that either she or I thought she would be.
I was amazed at how fast everything happened. I took her to the hospital at 12 noon and we were told that the operation would be 1.30 -2.00pm. We sat and chatted about fast turnaround operations. She had a tendon fixed in her finger within a couple of hours when she was 17. My story was a bit quicker on the 'well, let's get on with it' clock.
After I had 'Little Beaver' my 'Man of Many Contradictions' and I discussed contraception. He was willing to have the 'snip' but, since I always live by the belief that you never know what is around the corner and men remain fertile - like forever - it might be something he regretted in the future. So I decided to have a coil fitted.
I went to the Family Planning Clinic and got an appointment for that afternoon. Upon arriving I saw the Nurse and she explained everything. 'OK' I said, 'when?' 'NOW!' was the reply. Then she said 'We have a Student Doctor here today, would you mind if they attended at your appointment?' Well, having given birth to two children when I was so distracted that I would not have minded the car park attendant in the room - trust me all dignity goes out the window when you give birth! So I said 'No problem'. It was summer so I had on a short denim dress and was told all I needed to do was take my pants off and lie on the bed with my knees apart.
In came the female Doctor along with a boy student who looked about 19 to me. Hey-ho I felt! Well - here I am, let's go for it. The coil was fitted with lots of medical references to my 'flower', my 'tubes' and whatever I have between my 'lady' and my reproductive bits.
So this young man had looked at my parts for about 5 minutes. The coil was fitted. The Doctor opened the curtains to give me all the information I needed about follow up appointments. My problem was - I hadn't had the chance to put my pants back on!! This young man had stared up my 'fud' for at least 5 minutes - but I could not put my knickers on in front of him - how weird is that?!!? I wondered about just sneaking them into my handbag but guessed I would be found out.
I had to ask 'Do you mind if I close the curtain to put my pants back on?' I felt like a one night stand being told that the steady girlfriend was arriving shortly. The poor young Student Doctor started a nervous laugh and then tried to contain it - which made it even worse. I have never been more embarrassed in my life. But it was the fastest medical procedure turnaround I have ever experienced!!
I was amazed at how fast everything happened. I took her to the hospital at 12 noon and we were told that the operation would be 1.30 -2.00pm. We sat and chatted about fast turnaround operations. She had a tendon fixed in her finger within a couple of hours when she was 17. My story was a bit quicker on the 'well, let's get on with it' clock.
After I had 'Little Beaver' my 'Man of Many Contradictions' and I discussed contraception. He was willing to have the 'snip' but, since I always live by the belief that you never know what is around the corner and men remain fertile - like forever - it might be something he regretted in the future. So I decided to have a coil fitted.
I went to the Family Planning Clinic and got an appointment for that afternoon. Upon arriving I saw the Nurse and she explained everything. 'OK' I said, 'when?' 'NOW!' was the reply. Then she said 'We have a Student Doctor here today, would you mind if they attended at your appointment?' Well, having given birth to two children when I was so distracted that I would not have minded the car park attendant in the room - trust me all dignity goes out the window when you give birth! So I said 'No problem'. It was summer so I had on a short denim dress and was told all I needed to do was take my pants off and lie on the bed with my knees apart.
In came the female Doctor along with a boy student who looked about 19 to me. Hey-ho I felt! Well - here I am, let's go for it. The coil was fitted with lots of medical references to my 'flower', my 'tubes' and whatever I have between my 'lady' and my reproductive bits.
So this young man had looked at my parts for about 5 minutes. The coil was fitted. The Doctor opened the curtains to give me all the information I needed about follow up appointments. My problem was - I hadn't had the chance to put my pants back on!! This young man had stared up my 'fud' for at least 5 minutes - but I could not put my knickers on in front of him - how weird is that?!!? I wondered about just sneaking them into my handbag but guessed I would be found out.
I had to ask 'Do you mind if I close the curtain to put my pants back on?' I felt like a one night stand being told that the steady girlfriend was arriving shortly. The poor young Student Doctor started a nervous laugh and then tried to contain it - which made it even worse. I have never been more embarrassed in my life. But it was the fastest medical procedure turnaround I have ever experienced!!
